Follow Billboard. All rights reserved. When you think about inappropriate Christmas songs, your mind probably wanders to those bluesy Christmas jams about Santa wantin' some satisfaction; or parodies from LGBTQ singers who do their damndest to make the yuletide gay; or the myriad hip-hop and hard rock songs that gleefully inject sex n' swears into seasonal fare. Well, if you can't figure out what foreplay term he rhymes with 'snow,' we'll tell you when you're older. Sure, Carter's Santa likes to "make all the little girls happy.
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Putting together the perfect Christmas playlist is one of the most important tasks of the holiday season. Sure, you've got to shop for gifts , decorate the house , and maybe host a holiday get-together — but the only way to make those activities as festive as possible is by playing a fabulous Christmas soundtrack in the background. For every playlist, you need an assortment of old and new, cheerful and chill. These modern Christmas songs include upbeat hits that'll get everyone dancing to chill ballads you'll want to listen to with a cup of cocoa by the fire. We know there's something for everyone's musical taste, whether you prefer a classic cover or love to listen to new holiday hits. Just sit back, relax preferable with some Christmas candies , and let these tunes put you in the holiday spirit. Is it possible for a song to be an instant classic?
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The moment the calendar hits Thanksgiving, Christmas carols are upon us like a horde of flatscreen-starved Black Friday doorbusters and to be honest, we wouldn't fault someone for starting the cheer a little early this year. Grab that eggnog and join us, won't you? Louis , shuffled the lyrics around, and emerged with a fedora-full of holiday gold or should we say platinum? Buy Now. They don't call him The Boss for nothing, and when The Boss tells you to be "good for goodness sake," you sit down, shut up, and listen.